Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 10)

“Let’s all play an A, a C#, and an E”, cried the band with one accord.

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“I chop down trees for a living,” said Tom lumberingly.

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“It’s made the grass wet,” said Tom after due consideration.

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I dropped the toothpaste,” said Tom, crestfallen.

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“The girl has been kidnapped,” said Tom mistakenly.

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“We’d like a table for two,” said Tom without reservation.

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“Pretend we were in the days before railways,” Tom coached.

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“Once again, I read it on Wikipedia,” Tom recited.

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“Would you stop horsing around!” yelled Tom woefully.

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“The policeman charged me twenty bucks for speeding,” said Tom finally.

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“These bit patterns will be more readable in groups of 8,” said Tom bitingly.

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“I’ve been to a film festival in Southern France,” said Tom cannily.

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“I’m concerned about the number of people not attending,” said Tom absentmindedly.

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“I won’t stand for painting,” said Tom uneasily.

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“The escaped prisoner is camping out in the woods,” said Tom contentedly.

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“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.

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“I have lost all my Hungarian sheet music,” said Tom listlessly.

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“Do you know the location?” asked Tom warily.

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“I caught two hares”, said Tom abrasively.

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“A dog bit me,” said Tom rabidly.

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“I’ve transferred my money back into a German bank account,” Tom remarked with interest.

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