Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 9)

“I feel a draft,” Tom said coolly.

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“Perhaps I will,” said Tom with all his might.

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“By convention!” cussed Tom airily.

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“This Bud’s for you,” said Tom lightly.

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“I’m shocked,” said Tom electrically.

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“I’m wearing my wedding ring”, said Tom with abandon.

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“It’s freezing,” Tom muttered icily.

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“The doctor had to remove my left ventricle,” said Tom half-heartedly.

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“I lost my trousers,” said Tom expansively.

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“Eating garbage is a form of recycling, but I can’t eat any more,” said Tom wastefully.

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“I’ve got another @#$%*! insect in my pants”, said Tom adamantly.

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“Are you homosexual?” Tom queried gaily.

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“Damn it, look at the camera!” Tom snapped.

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“Can I become a chorister?” Tom inquired.

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“Would you like to buy some cod?” asked Tom selfishly.

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“That’s nothing!” said Tom naughtily.

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“I told you not to ride that horse,” Tom nagged.

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“Those hookers are putting notices in the personals”, Tom advised.

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“Aha! Here’s someone who can’t speak!” exclaimed Tom dumbfoundedly.

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“I know which boyd gets the woym,” said Tom in an oily voice.

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“If I let go of the ceiling it will collapse,” Tom upheld.

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