Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 8)

“It’s the quotient of two integers,” said Tom rationally.

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“We just struck oil!” Tom gushed.

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“The doctor had to remove my left ventricle,” said Tom half-heartedly.

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“I don’t like this Chardonnay,” Tom whined.

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“I see myself as an open-minded person,” Tom said upon reflection.

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“You dance just like Fred Astaire,” she said gingerly.

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“Do you buy and sell stolen goods?” asked Tom offensively.

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“Those hookers are putting notices in the personals”, Tom advised.

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“I’ve an urgent appointment,” said Tom in Russian.

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“I'll have a martini,” said Tom, dryly.

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“I’ve borrowed my sister’s camping gear,” said Tom insistently.

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“I caught two hares”, said Tom abrasively.

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“I clubbed a diamondback snake with a spade,” Tom said heartlessly.

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“Strike three,” Tom called out.

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“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

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“This food tastes of plutonium,” said Tom glowingly.

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“I haven’t had my photographs developed yet,” said Tom negatively.

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“For goodness sakes, use a broom,” Tom bristled.

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“I’ve dug myself into a hole,” Tom said gravely.

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“I’m a lot taller than I was yesterday,” said Tom gruesomely.

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“That’s the last time I’ll stick my arm in a lion’s mouth,” the lion-tamer said off-handedly.

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