Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 6)

“We can’t let the fire die out,” Tom bellowed.

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“I’ve an urgent appointment,” said Tom in Russian.

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“Phew! I’ve just finished learning all Shakespeare’s works,” said Tom willfully.

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“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.

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“I need an injection,” Tom pleaded in vain.

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“Fish seem to like me,” Tom said with baited breath.

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“I’m on social security,” said Tom dolefully.

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“Why shouldn’t I stir my coffee with a ballpoint pen?” Tom bickered.

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“Can I become a chorister?” Tom inquired.

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“I have three houses, and I’m going to buy another,” said Tom forebodingly.

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“Do you know the location?” asked Tom warily.

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“I’m burning aromatic substances,” said Tom, incensed.

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“I’ll take that”, said Tom appropriately.

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“Eating garbage is a form of recycling, but I can’t eat any more,” said Tom wastefully.

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“It’s freezing,” Tom muttered icily.

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“It’s an actual parameter, not a formal parameter,” was Tom’s argument.

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“The stock market’s going up,” said Tom bullishly.

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“I’ve joined the navy,” Tom said fleetingly.

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“I am not full of hot air,” Tom belched.

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“I’ve thought of another exception,” Tom rebutted.

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“Your fly is undone,” was Tom’s zippy rejoinder.

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