Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 4)

“I have been reading Voltaire,” Tom admitted candidly.

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“I can see through the window,” said Tom stiltedly.

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“Do you think I’m a dull person?” Tom asked bluntly.

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“I compliment the company that makes the Macintosh computer,” said Tom applauding.

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“We could have made a fortune canning pineapples,” Tom groaned dolefully.

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“I’m of greater value to you every day”, said Tom appreciatively.

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“It’s twelve noon,” Tom chimed in.

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“We need more people like Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald,” said Tom moronically.

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I know who turned off the lights,” Tom hinted darkly.

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“I always eat at McDonald’s”, said Tom archly.

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“There’s someone at the front door,” Tom chimed in.

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“It’s an actual parameter, not a formal parameter,” was Tom’s argument.

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“OK, you can borrow it again,” Tom relented.

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“This Bud’s for you,” said Tom lightly.

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“I’ve joined the Airborne Medical Corps,” said Tom paradoxically.

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“I was absolutely vitrified,” said Tom with a glazed look.

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“Why do you bother? I for one couldn’t….,” said Tom carelessly.

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“That certainly took the wind out of my sails!” said Tom disgustedly.

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“I’ve an urgent appointment,” said Tom in Russian.

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“All right, I will allow the prisoners to wear perfume,” the warden consented.

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“I like modern painting,” said Tom abstractly.

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