Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 2)

“Those ballet students should be forced to do their exercises in the nude,” said Tom barbarically.

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“I was adopted,” said Tom transparently.

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“Eating uranium makes me feel funny,” said Tom radiantly.

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“That horse looks like a good bet at 20 to 1,” said Tom oddly.

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“Why do I have to strip naked again?” asked Tom rebuffingly.

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“Boy, that’s an ugly hippopotamus!” said Tom hypocritically.

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“How do you start a model-T Ford without a battery?” asked Tom crankily.

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“The stock market’s going up,” said Tom bullishly.

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“Yes, I’m amazingly strongly built,” said Tom soberly.

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“I’m on social security,” said Tom dolefully.

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“Congratulations; you graduated,” said Tom diplomatically.

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“I have three houses, and I’m going to buy another,” said Tom forebodingly.

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“Take tea and see,” said Tom briskly.

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“I see myself as an open-minded person,” Tom said upon reflection.

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“Eating uranium can cause strange effects,” said Tom brightly.

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“Would you stop horsing around!” yelled Tom woefully.

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“Once again, I read it on Wikipedia,” Tom recited.

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“You resemble a goat,” said Tom satirically.

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“I’m going to lie in the sun,” said Tom in Basque.

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“Who was in the sauna with you while I was at work today?” she asked hotly.

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“Perhaps I will,” said Tom with all his might.

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