Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 3)

“Nobody has scored yet in the tennis game,” said Tom lovingly.

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“I’ve stopped seeing my therapist”, said Tom unshrinkingly.

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“Pass the playing cards,” said Tom ideally.

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“If I let go of the ceiling it will collapse,” Tom upheld.

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“I’ve struck oil!” said Tom crudely.

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“England is okay, except there seems to be at least one blood-sucking insect in every outhouse”, said Tom aloofly.

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“There’s a high charge for supporters traveling by coach,” said Tom with considerable fanfare.

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“I compliment the company that makes the Macintosh computer,” said Tom applauding.

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“Sorry! I’ve accidentally pierced your cheek instead,” said Tom mysteriously.

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“Boy, will I give you a haircut!” said Tom barbarously.

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“I insist on naming the first male insect”, said Tom adamantly.

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“I’m sure we can fool them into thinking this is pollen,” said Tom beguilingly.

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“Yes, I’m amazingly strongly built,” said Tom soberly.

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“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

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“Here is your hotdog,” said Tom with relish.

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“Bad marksmanship,” the hunter groused.

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“Let’s spice it up,” said Tom gingerly.

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“I’m wearing a ribbon round my arm,” said Tom with abandon.

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“Unlike you, I’ve always been a dog person,” he barked.

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“I’m putting on my T-shirt, shorts, and sunglasses,” Tom summarized.

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“That little devil didn’t tell the truth,” Tom implied.

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