Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 5)

“This is the most common language used on micros,” said Tom basically.

Tom Swifties

“Eating uranium makes me feel funny,” said Tom radiantly.

Tom Swifties

“I have to keep these eggs warm,” Tom said honestly.

Tom Swifties

“No ellipses, parabolas or hyperbolas,” said Tom laconically.

Tom Swifties

“The exit is right there,” Tom pointed out.

Tom Swifties

“It’s not fair!” said Tom darkly.

Tom Swifties

“I won’t play for this team any longer,” Tom decided.

Tom Swifties

“I’ve struck oil!” said Tom crudely.

Tom Swifties

“I’m on social security,” said Tom dolefully.

Tom Swifties

“Sorry! I’ve accidentally pierced your cheek instead,” said Tom mysteriously.

Tom Swifties

“I wouldn’t mind going with you to the tennis match,” she said gamely.

Tom Swifties

“Emily has put on weight,” said Tom emphatically.

Tom Swifties

“It’s time for the second funeral,” Tom rehearsed.

Tom Swifties

“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.

Tom Swifties

“It’s freezing,” Tom muttered icily.

Tom Swifties

“I have lost all my Hungarian sheet music,” said Tom listlessly.

Tom Swifties

“Pretend we were in the days before railways,” Tom coached.

Tom Swifties

“Would anyone like some Parmesan?” asked Tom gratingly.

Tom Swifties

“I like ragged margins,” said Tom without justification.

Tom Swifties

“I just came in through the door,” said Tom, entranced.

Tom Swifties

“The pool player from USC had to drop out because the proper equipment didn’t arrive on time,” Tom calculated.

Tom Swifties