Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 19)

“Bad marksmanship,” the hunter groused.

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 “My parents are called Billy and Nanny,” Tom kidded.

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“This flower’s empty,” the drone said belatedly.

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“I wish I drove a Scandinavian car,” Tom sobbed.

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“Pass me the shellfish,” said Tom crabbily.

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“I find you guilty,” said the judge with conviction.

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“I need an injection,” Tom pleaded in vain.

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“I love hot dogs,” said Tom with relish.

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“I’ll show you my illustrated Irish new testament,” said Tom bibliographically.

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“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

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“Boy, I wish the elevator were working,” said Tom, staring up to the top.

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“Now no-one can detect my halitosis,” said Tom breathlessly.

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“She even flies her own jet,” Tom leered.

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“Please get into the elevator”, said Tom uppishly.

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“I’m on social security,” said Tom dolefully.

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“I’ve joined the Airborne Medical Corps,” said Tom paradoxically.

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“Don’t add too much water,” said Tom with great concentration.

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“I caught two hares”, said Tom abrasively.

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“We have no oranges,” Tom said fruitlessly.

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“I had an accident in the kitchen,” said Tom with panache.

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“Someone bumped into me while I was brushing my teeth,” said Tom with a gleam in his eye.

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