Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 19)

“Oops, I’ve ripped my pants!” was Tom’s unseemly comment.

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“I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner,” said Tom succinctly.

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“Get out of here!” said Tom believingly.

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“Let’s all play an A, a C#, and an E”, cried the band with one accord.

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“Don’t you dare shoot that rubberband at me!” she snapped.

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“Pretend we were in the days before railways,” Tom coached.

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“Let’s spice it up,” said Tom gingerly.

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“It’s my personal magnetism,” said Tom ironically.

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“It’s made the grass wet,” said Tom after due consideration.

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“Now no-one can detect my halitosis,” said Tom breathlessly.

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“My giant sea creature died,” Tom wailed blubberingly.

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“I know which boyd gets the woym,” said Tom in an oily voice.

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“This is where I keep my arrows,” said Tom quiveringly.

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“I’ve joined the navy,” Tom said fleetingly.

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“Now I can do some painting,” said Tom easily.

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“Now, how can I trick Sidney?” Tom considered.

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“Angel dust? Me? Never touch it!” Tom snorted.

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“I can see you,” peeped Tom with his hands over his eyes.

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“I wonder why the hive’s still empty,” said Tom belatedly.

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“The stock market’s going up,” said Tom bullishly.

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