Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 21)

“I like camping,” said Tom intently.

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“2 bdrm furn w 5 appl”, said Tom aptly.

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“It’s become much bigger,” said Tom with a groan.

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“Rasputin and I are lovers,” said Nicholas bizarrely.

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“I insist on naming the first male insect”, said Tom adamantly.

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“Are you homosexual?” Tom queried gaily.

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“I really don’t like tending the garden,” he said witheringly.

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“I suppose I’ll have to write my name again,” said Tom resignedly.

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“I’ve gained thirty pounds,” said Tom heavily.

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“That painting makes me laugh”, Tom articulated.

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“It has zero height, zero width, and just a little depth,” said Tom, stretching the point.

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“I used to command a battalion of German ants,” said Tom exuberantly.

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“I wonder if this will unlock the palace gates,” said Tom kinkily.

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“There must be a power cut,” said Tom delightedly.

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“I’m a broken man,” Tom cracked.

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“I could stand to lose 50% of my body weight”, said Tom affably.

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“I’m on social security,” said Tom dolefully.

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“I need an injection,” Tom pleaded in vain.

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“We just struck oil!” Tom gushed.

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“Use your own toothbrush!” Tom bristled.

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“That may cause my violin strings to snap,” was Tom’s gut reaction.

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