Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 22)

“I am so one of the seven dwarfs!” he said grumpily.

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“Those bullets can’t hurt me,” said Tom blankly.

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“I used to be a paratrooper,” Tom explained.

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“This steamroller is amazing,” said Tom flatteringly.

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“I’m taking this ship back into harbor,” Tom reported.

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“Use your own toothbrush!” Tom bristled.

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“I’m going to lie in the sun,” said Tom in Basque.

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“That’s not how you draw a circle,” he criticized her roundly.

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“Take tea and see,” said Tom briskly.

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“Would you stop horsing around!” yelled Tom woefully.

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“Where’s my pants?” asked Tom briefly.

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“My ancestor was a famous Confederate general who had an army fort named after him,” Tom bragged.

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“Getting rid of acid is easy,” said Tom basically.

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“Pretend we were in the days before railways,” Tom coached.

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“I wrote the book on that subject”, said Tom authoritatively.

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“Those ballet students should be forced to do their exercises in the nude,” said Tom barbarically.

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“I just got another flat,” he said tiredly.

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“There must be a power cut,” said Tom delightedly.

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“I only have diamonds, clubs and spades,” said Tom heartlessly.

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“It has zero height, zero width, and just a little depth,” said Tom, stretching the point.

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“I see myself as an open-minded person,” Tom said upon reflection.

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