Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 23)

“I like camping,” said Tom intently.

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“I like fuzzy bunnies”, gurgled Tom acutely.

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“I just got a job putting up steel girders!” Tom beamed.

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“I can’t do it!” Tom said notably.

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“I was adopted,” said Tom transparently.

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"Let's gather up the rope," said Tom coyly.

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“I wonder if there’s a number between seven and nine,” said Tom considerately.

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“I cut off the bottoms of my Levis so they won’t drag on the ground,” said Tom hygienically.

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“I think I’ll use a different font,” said Tom boldly.

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“It’s not a candy mint, it’s a breath mint”, Tom asserted.

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“Here’s the story of the Liberty Bell”, Tom told us appealingly.

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“How do you start a model-T Ford without a battery?” asked Tom crankily.

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“We have no oranges,” Tom said fruitlessly.

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“3.14159265,” Tom said piously.

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“Come up to my apartment,” Tom said flatly.

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“Sorry about that butt call,” he said cheekily.

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“I need an injection,” Tom pleaded in vain.

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“I feel a draft,” Tom said coolly.

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“My pencil is blunt,” said Tom pointlessly.

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“The bank doesn’t want me as a customer,” said Tom unaccountably.

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“I’m of greater value to you every day”, said Tom appreciatively.

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