Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 25)

“This movie will be very popular,” Tom projected.

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“I have to fix the car,” said Tom mechanically.

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“Where shall I plant these water lilies?” Tom pondered.

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“That horse looks like a good bet at 20 to 1,” said Tom oddly.

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“It’s time for the second funeral,” Tom rehearsed.

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“No ellipses, parabolas or hyperbolas,” said Tom laconically.

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“Here is your hotdog,” said Tom with relish.

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“Your trousers have come apart!” was Tom’s unseemly comment.

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“We have no oranges,” Tom said fruitlessly.

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“The stock market’s going up,” said Tom bullishly.

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“I invested in a hi-tech startup,” Tom ventured.

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“There’s someone at the front door,” Tom chimed in.

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“Eating uranium can cause strange effects,” said Tom brightly.

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“I can lend you the money,” Tom said with interest.

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“The insect in William’s hand is wearing a yarmulka!” said Tom jubilantly.

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“I’ve got another @#$%*! insect in my pants”, said Tom adamantly.

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“I wonder if there’s a number between seven and nine,” said Tom considerately.

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“It has zero height, zero width, and just a little depth,” said Tom, stretching the point.

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“I can eat one hundred and forty-four,” Tom boasted grossly.

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“Don’t let me drown in Egypt!” pleaded Tom, deep in denial.

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“Getting rid of acid is easy,” said Tom basically.

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