Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 26)

“This boat is leaking,” said Tom balefully.

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“I wonder if there’s a number between seven and nine,” said Tom considerately.

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“I visit my parents every Sunday,” said Tom weakly.

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“That’s already been taken care of,” Tom pretended.

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“Dorothy, if you’re going to Oz again, I’m going with you,” Em barked.

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“My cat George is my dearest friend,” Tabitha purred.

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“I think I’ve broken my leg ”, reported Tom lamely.

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“I wonder if I’d have better luck if I fished with a net,” Tom debated.

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“It’s freezing,” Tom muttered icily.

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“There’s a high charge for supporters traveling by coach,” said Tom with considerable fanfare.

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“This salad dressing has too much vinegar,” said Tom acidly.

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“I need some suspenders for my pants,” Tom upheld.

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“This boat leaks,” said Tom balefully.

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“I have a BA in social work,” said Tom with a degree of concern.

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“If I let go of the ceiling it will collapse,” Tom upheld.

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“This must be an aerobics class,” Tom worked out.

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“Who discovered radium?” asked Tom curiously.

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“Aha! Here’s someone who can’t speak!” exclaimed Tom dumbfoundedly.

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“I have a gift for you,” said Tom presently.

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“For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful,” said Tom gracefully.

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“This looks like the fruit of the blackthorn,” said Tom slowly.

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