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I have been scared shitless too much lately.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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It passes this ahead, it slips out, and it doesn’t come
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On a ‘No Passing Ahead’ sign in Japan
Our spear is useless… You better use it for mixing excretory.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Handjob
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Name of a legitimate massage shop in Tokyo
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
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Signs
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At a zoo in Thailand
Please do not fire your smoker here!
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A no smoking sign
Children soup.
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From a menu in India
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Teppan Yaki (Before Your Cooked Right Eyes)
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In a Japanese restaurant
Huge Crap Seafood Restaurent
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French fried ships
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In a Cairo restaurant
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream
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In a China restaurant
Fook Kit Transportation Co.
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In Viet Nam
Beware of Oncoming Cares
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A road sign
Specialman
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A “Superman” bootleg toy in China
Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.
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In a Rome hotel
Pipi
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A Yugoslavian orangeade
Break on the Desk Herb Lemon Tea
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Drink package in Japan
Carefully Fall Into the River!
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A caution sign by a river in Japan
Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Duanshu Washing-Liquid Can quickly enter the private parts skin the inside the exoenzyme, and kill the fungi, bacteria.
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On a product in a Chinese hotel room
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