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Bring your spirit level.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “Come in an average mood.”
Apple Stoer
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On an Apple Store ripoff in China
Pipi
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A Yugoslavian orangeade
This WC is free of washing. Please leave off after Pissing or shitting.
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In China
Teppan Yaki (Before Your Cooked Right Eyes)
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In a Japanese restaurant
Yu kee Food House
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Signs
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Name of restaurant in Singapore
Eat your fingers off
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KFC's “finger lickin' good” as originally translated in China
Choking Hazard – small Farts not for children under 3 years.
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Warning label
How can you use my intestines as a gift?
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Loh Bak – Halogen Meat
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On a food display in Malaysia
The parsley explodes muscle
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Signs
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On a menu in China
Its translucent color so alluring and its taste and aroma so gentle and mellow offer admiring feelings of a graceful lady. Enjoy soft and juicy Kasugai Muscat Gummy.
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On the packaging of Japanese candy
Hard thew to the groud, only. – Can not eat. – Cool place, keep away from the fire.
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Signs
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From a toy package in Taiwan
Fook Yew
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Store name in Viet Nam
What do happen!? – I want to eat cake – I like the cake and the butterfly
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Special today – no ice cream.
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In a Swiss mountain inn
Please don’t torch yourself, Let us help you to try out. Thanks!
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On a clothing fitting room in China
In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.
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Libido
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A brand of Chinese soda
Protect CircumStance begibn with me.
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On a trash receptacle
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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On the menu at a Polish hotel
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