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This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Look after and keepnig properties of implement in the room is: Mettress, Towel, Planket, Mirrow and Pilow, etc.
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
NOTICE No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.
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Please Throw Anything & Toilet Paper Into the Toilet Bowel
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In China
Defecation Tea
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Brand of health tea in China
Breakfast Supper Burrito – sausage, harsh brown, egg…
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On 'wrapped burrito’
Don’t Throw Away Rubbish
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On a trash can
Non-Stick Pan – Wooden Handle – Flying Pan
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On a frying pan
Jojo’s Beauty Salon, for Man and Woman
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On a billboard in Asia
Lest in Peace
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Tattoo seen in Japan
NO PARKING – Other Wise Tyres Wall Be Flattered – Parking at Owner’s Risk
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At a parking garage in India
You're grounded.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “You are forbidden to fly.”
Beward of Sharp Edge Open.
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On a Chinese bottle cap
Warning! If The Help Desk Thinks Your Question is Stupid, We Will Set You On Fire
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Sign in a hotel
High-Class Marsupial of CDROM.
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From a CD-ROM case found in Chinatown in San Francisco
Dangerous Not to Swim
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Warning sign in Mexico
Food Coat
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On a map of a “Food Court” in Japan mall
Valued Squirrel
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Signs
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Name of a clothing store in Chinese mall
Method of Telling Love is Various
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Cold Hot Drinks
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Sign outside store
All Of You Listen to Me – Don’t Disturb Here, I Will Call Police Catch You, Don’t Come to my Bangalow House, Understand, O.K. — I Hate All of You.
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