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The first episode of "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the highest rated American program in the history of Korean television.
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(“chachi" is Korean for penis)
A drink’s too wet without one.
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On a package of dry tea biscuits
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
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Signs
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At a Budapest zoo
I'm Dripper
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A Japanese instant coffee
Canine Regulations • Must Be On Leashes • Must Be Licensed • Must Pick Up Defecation By Owners
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Signs
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Posted on a sidewalk tree
Corn Frake – Choco
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On a package of cereal in the Orient
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Men’s T-Shirts – Do You Feel So Good
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On a package of t-shirts in Japan
Now I feel flatulent, and you did it.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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You'll enjoy one of the biggets emotions of this life. And the facilities Camp. Guides as natives, all experts, will bring you trough troubles waters, just where a few have made it. Be you one of them. Meals in open fire never taste so goo.
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From a Venezuelan travel brochure
Friend proves our variety of pizzas prepared in firewood furnace… enters to the bottom..
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From Spanish on a pizza box
Spider Person
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On bootleg Spiderman stickers
Let It Manage Your Coins
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On a Chinese change purse
The demon moustache squid roast
The banana squid/egg squid roasts
The shrimp burns
The meatballs fries, every the wood
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At a restaurant in Thailand
Michaelsoft Binbows
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A computer store in Japan
Microsoft Windows
CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children
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Signs
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Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor
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Signs
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In a Mexican elevator
Please Take Care of Your Personal Belongings All The Time. Prevent Your Bags Being Sneaks.
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Signs
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Members and Non-Members Only
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Outside a Mexico City disco
The adopted mother returns to a pot of fish
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On a menu in China
Teppan Yaki (Before Your Cooked Right Eyes)
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In a Japanese restaurant
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