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Author: Associated Press Page 4
Doctor Execution Policy Debated
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Prisoner serving 2,000-year sentence could face more time
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Crime
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168 Goats Roam LA Freeway
168 Goats Killed In Accident
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Two minutes apart
Friends Trade Tattered Card for 49 Years
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Gore Helps Kids Learn Gibberish
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Greece Declares War on Bad Cheese
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DUI Coordinator Resigns After Being Charged With DUI
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Maybe Error Led To Crash
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General Motors: Air Bag Failure Not a Concern
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Jocelyn Elders Forces Clinton's Hand
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Creepy, Crawly Creatures Invade DC
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Study: Drinking, Fainting Connected
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Did Parrots Coexist With Dinosaurs?
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Researchers Locate Tomato Gene
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Brothel Found at Car Repair Shop
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Brothels
Pig Music Ordered Turned Down
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Seven Inches Is Enough, RIM Tells Jobs
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Less Formal Orthodox Church Sought
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Woman Tries to Give Away Dad on Internet
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Thieves Steal 8 Tons of Spa Mud
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Accordionists Seek Some Respect
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