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Author: Country expression
Give down the country.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give someone a piece of your mind
Other expressions
Ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound sack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone wearing clothes that are too small
Other expressions
Caught with your pants down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Surprised and unprepared
Chugged full.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full and over-flowing
Other expressions
He has enough money to burn a wet mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone with a lot of disposable income.
Got your feathers ruffled.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Upset
Didn’t lick it off a stone
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inherited traits
Like father like son
Other expressions
Busy as a stump-tailed cow in fly time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very busy