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Lucky Man Sees Friend Die

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Ban On Soliciting Dead In Trotwood

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Defendant's Speech Ends In Long Sentence

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Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

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Teacher Dies; Board Accepts His Resignation

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Man Recovering After Fatal Accident

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First Lady Wows With New Bangs

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Poverty Lags In Mississippi Delta

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Denver Blender Vendor in Fender Bender

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Study Finds Broad Problems in Army

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Panther Mauled In Election For Mayor

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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

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Staff Reported a Staff Member Found a Large Amount of White Powder Substance Around Her Chalkboard

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Commuter Tax On New Yorkers Killed In New Jersey

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Wrestling Midgets Are Killed By Fake Hookers

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Deer and Turkey Hunt for Disabled People

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Missing Teen Found in Colon

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White Flower Two Day Sale – (Friday Only)

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Iceberg Blamed For Dysentery

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Fund Set Up For Beating Victim's Kin

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