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Town to Drop School Bus When Overpass is Ready

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

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Latin Course To Be Cancelled – No Interest Among Students, Et Al.

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Gravy Train Slows Down At Morgue

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Man Fined For Quacking

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Robber Sawed His Father In Half

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Psychics Predict World Didn’t End Yesterday

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Sorority Gets Wet; Frat Gets Hammered

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Mars Can Grow Asparagus

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Dykes Impressed by Workouts

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Aliens Crammed Into Toilet

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California Wildlife Destroys Over 40 Homes

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Crushed Kurds Give Way

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Abstention From Sex Does Not Make One Stupid

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Iceberg Blamed For Dysentery

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Farmer Bill Dies in House

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Policeman Loses Nose in Circumcision Ceremony

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Ants Show BT How To Control Computers

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Faulty Parts Bring The World To A Halt

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Stampede For Compost

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Man Steals Clock, Faces Time

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