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Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

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Fund Set Up For Beating Victim's Kin

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Ability To Swim May Save Children From Drowning

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Two Cars Were Reported Stolen By The Groveton Police Yesterday

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William Kelly Was Fed Secretary

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Board Head Suspended

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Fertile Woman Killed In Climax

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Miracle Cure Kills Fifth Patient

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Thanks To President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has A Son

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Healthy Diet Lowers Health Risk in Women

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Pit Bulls Love You, Really

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Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation

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Music Industry Meets On Drugs

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New Chief Medical Officer Angelia M. Elgin First African American Woman in History

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Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

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Lawyers Back Despite Use of Bug Spray

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Peacock Pops Alien Invaders

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Fossil Scientists Track Down Oldest Footprints In The World

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Police Chief’s Pledge To Murder Witness

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It's Always Best To Avoid Killer Bee Hives

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L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

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