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Police: Crack Found in Man’s Buttocks
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Nickers Leave Hospital Crutchless
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L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
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Giantkillers Stretch Town To The Limit
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Drunken Student is Locked up and Fined for Calling Police Horse Gay
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Oxford England
Siamese Twin Kills Brother in Bungled Suicide Attempt
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Experts Increase Probability of Big Quake in California
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Volunteers Search For Old Civil War Planes
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Apartment Manager Cooked for Missionaries, Sick Friends
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Total Lunar Eclipse Will Be Broadcast Live on Northwoods Public Radio
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Family Frantic As Mother Is Stolen
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Objections Raised To Quake Aid For Aliens
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Nation’s Hungry Attack Meese
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Scientists to Kill Ducks to See Why They’re Dying
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Carter Plans Swell Deficit
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Boy Cooks Must Eat Own Vitals
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Reason For More Bears Sightings: More Bears
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Investigators Determine Man Not a Man
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Devil May Postpone Release Of Calicivirus
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U.S. Audit Finds Funds For Youth Misspent
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Few Britons Feel Death Had Lasting Effect On Them
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