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Ghosts Take Derby

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Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let’s Resolve to Do Better

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Baby Boomers Not Planning to Retire

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Dog Saves Owner’s Life After Cat Starts Fire

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Eagle Found In Man's Sink

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Man Shot Twice In Head, Gets Mad!

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Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty

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Mole Embraces Supermarkets

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Snake Throws Master Into Cell

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The Sun Is Leading Cause Of Sunburns

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Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says

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Bad Food Makes A Poor Picnic

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Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

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Bull's Sperm Comes Under The Hammer

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Lazy, Fat Dragons To Go On Crash Diet In Zoo

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Florida Boys Coming to Laurel to Help Combat Literacy

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Straw’s Pledge To Rape Victims

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Drugs Fine For Businessman

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Drive-by Easter Egg Hunt

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Animals Turn To Teaching

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Stampede For Compost

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