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Silent Teamster Boss Gets Unusual Punishment, Lawyer
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Dead Man Ignored Police Order
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Ike Says Nixon Can’t Stand Pat
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Patient With Bad Knee Has Surgery On Healthy Tooth
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Giantkillers Stretch Town To The Limit
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Pilot Vows To Quit Flying After Landing On His Wife
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Yellow Perch Decline to be Studied
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Giant Sprout From Outer Space Ate My Pal
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Woman Sues Caterpillar For Sexual Harrassment
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Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty
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First Lady Wows With New Bangs
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Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden
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QE 2 Theft: Three Fined
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Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find
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Hippo Eats Dwarf
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Down Under Love for Princess Anne's Daughter
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Chinese Apeman Dated
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