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Men With Weapons Cited For Chasing Squirrels
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East Tennessee Aglow Over Nuclear Jobs
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Lazy, Fat Dragons To Go On Crash Diet In Zoo
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Mermaid Rescue Plan Falters
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Toxic Waste Tour Planned
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City May Impose Mandatory Time For Prostitution
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Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish
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War Dims Hope for Peace
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Murder Trial Moved To Clinton County to Avoid Impartial Jury
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Big Black Hole Found In The Sky
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Hornets Will Accent Throwing Game in ’81
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Inmate Electrocuted On Toilet
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Teacher Strikes Idle Student
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Cancun Temps Plunge to 100-Year Record Low During ‘Global Warming’ Summit!
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Crimestoppers Aid Police in Murder
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The Bra Celebrates a Pair of Historic Milestones This Year
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Gorillas Of Rwanda Lecture At Museum Of Natural History
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Dead-Beats Contribute to Poverty
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Blind Bishop Appointed To See
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God Throws Dice Into Black Hole
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Slowdown Continues to Accelerate
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