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New Tabloid "Owned By God"
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Lazy, Fat Dragons To Go On Crash Diet In Zoo
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Healthy Diet Lowers Health Risk in Women
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Kagan Refuses Herself Too Often
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“Recuses”
Supreme Court Justice Elana Kagan
Spaniard Hits Girlfriend at Anti-Violence Rally
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Men Who Make Inappropriate Advances Should Be Exposed
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"We Hate Math" says 4 in 10 – A Majority of Americans
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Upset Bank Robber “I know what I did was wrong. I don’t need 10 years to figure that out," thief complains
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Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
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Groom Sues Bride of 4 Mouths [sic]
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Kicking Baby Considered To Be Healthy
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Man Hand-Feeds Wild Alligators
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Idea For Anti-Theft Device May Have Been Stolen
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One-armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers
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Bananas Get Animated
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Light Turnout Seen at Iraqi Polling Station in MD
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Woman Not Injured By Cookie
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Under 15s Are All Stripped and Ready For Action
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Church Plan Upsets Brothel
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Fundamentalist Church Pastor Says Easter Eggs Devised by the Devil
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Deer Kill 17,328
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