Quotes and One Liners

humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more

  • Home
  • About
  • Categories

    • Activities
    • Age
    • Animals
    • Appearance
    • Beliefs
    • Characteristics
    • Communication
    • Conflict
    • Death
    • Education
    • Emotions
    • Entertainment
    • Family
    • Food/Drink
    • Government
    • Health
    • Intelligence
    • Life
    • Marriage
    • Miscellaneous
    • Money
    • People
    • Places
    • Problems
    • Relationships
    • Science/Weather
    • Sex
    • Situations
    • Sports
    • Success
    • Things
    • Time
    • Work
  • Additional Categories

    • Book Titles
    • Confucius say
    • Definitions
    • Epitaphs
    • Exaggerations
    • Expressions
    • Hollywood Squares
    • Insults
    • Last Words
    • Murphy's Laws
    • Place Names
    • Proverbs
    • Reviews/Criticism
    • Song Titles
    • Tom Swifties
    • TV/Movie Quotes
  • Oops...

    • Bushisms
    • Church Bulletins
    • Classified Ads
    • Colemanballs
    • Headlines
    • Malaprops
    • Misspokements
    • Signs
    • Translations
    • Yogi-isms
  • Some Popular Authors

    • Abraham Lincoln
    • Alfred E. Neuman
    • Ambrose Bierce
    • Benjamin Franklin
    • Dave Barry
    • Demetri Martin
    • Dorothy Parker
    • Emo Phillips
    • George Carlin
    • Groucho Marx
    • H.L. Mencken
    • Homer Simpson
    • Jeff Foxworthy
    • Jimmy Carr
    • Joan Rivers
    • Mae West
    • Mark Twain
    • Mitch Hedberg
    • Oscar Wilde
    • Phyllis Diller
    • Richard Lewis
    • Rita Rudner
    • Rodney Dangerfield
    • Steven Wright
    • Stewart Francis
    • W.C. Fields
    • Will Rogers
    • Woody Allen
  • View All Authors

Author: Headline Page 46

Flying Goats Spark Alarm

Headline
Headlines

FEMA Probe Reveals Rain Caused Floods

Headline
Headlines

Groom Sues Bride of 4 Mouths [sic]

Headline
Headlines

Winners of Drunk Driving Contest Announced

Headline
Headlines

Lawyer Calls Soul As Witness

Headline
Headlines

Priest Duels With Dracula

Headline
Headlines

Agent Says: Get a Lot While You Are Young

Headline
Headlines

Christ Resigns As Police Chief

Headline
Headlines

Swimmer Trapped By Beach Balls

Headline
Headlines

Passengers Hit By Cancelled Trains

Headline
Headlines

Woman Is Pregnant Thanks To Her Sister

Headline
Headlines

Starvation Can Lead to Health Hazards

Headline
Headlines

U.S. Workers Getting Pink Slips for Christmas

Headline
Headlines

Common Sense Key In Dealing With Flashers

Headline
Headlines

British Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply

Headline
Headlines

Midget Sues Grocer, Cites Belittling Remarks

Headline
Headlines

Credit Pole for Sharper Mound Staff

Headline
Headlines

Kicking Baby Considered To Be Healthy

Headline
Headlines
Page 46 of 46« First« Previous4243444546













Copyright © Just-One-Liners.com