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Minister's Son Held On Drugs

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Teen Charged in Pooh Theft

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

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Police Kill Youth In Effort To Stop His Suicide Attempt

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Half-Blind Swede Loses Battle for Half-Price TV

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Dodge Says Probe Puts Him in Awkward Position

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Tenant Failed To Give Notice Before Dying

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Farmer Bill Dies in House

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Connie Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies

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Utah Poison Control Center Reminds Everyone Not to Take Poison

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Family Frantic As Mother Is Stolen

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Attack By Goat Ends In Car Ban

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Human Version of Fly Gene Found

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Sex Scandal Vicar Seeks New Position

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Senior Luncheon Will No Longer Include Lunch

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Planes Forced to Land at Airports

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Health Officials Were Given Hip Warning In 1995

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Bacteria May Make Bullet Proof Vests

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Poverty Meeting Attracts Poor Turnout

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Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

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Palin a Better Shot Than Cheney

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