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Defendant's Speech Ends In Long Sentence
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Father Of Ten Shot Dead… Mistaken For A Rabbit
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Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
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Hotel Burns, Two Hundred Guests Escape Half Glad
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Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
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Stampede For Compost
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Liquor Sales Dip Blamed On Less Drinking
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Grover Man Draws Prison Term, Fine for Sex Acts
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Male Naturalist Members Rise
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Gorillas Of Rwanda Lecture At Museum Of Natural History
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