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PET DOOR; 8 ft. tall, never used, $80.00, 358-….

Call 800-826-8086 (Central Time) – RTPatch® Professional

Save on Manor Hall Interior Latex – Semi-Gross – $26.90…

CLASSIFIED: An unexpected vacancy for a knife-thrower's assistant. Rehearsals start immediately.

Bring a smile to a child's face with a life-threatening illness.

HAVE VIAGRA. Need woman. Any women between 18 & 80. PO Box ###. Boise, ID 83701.

Perfection in Mountain Park Ranch – Pride Of Ownership 3 BR – 2 Ba – Open & Spacious – Upgraded Neutral Flooring – Split Bedroom Plan – Ceiling In Every Room…

Why not have the kids shot for Easter, or have a family portrait taken? What have you got to lose?

WANTED: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth. Contact James “Bud” Williams, 942-…. Carterville

If you sign up today for a full year's service by February 10th…

At the Frederick Fairgrounds – German Bands – Petting Zoo – Mini Race Cars – Have a Horse sit on your lap! …

If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachaise Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

Car Sitting Services: Are you going away for a long trip? Are you afraid your car will be lonely, or worse yet, stolen!? I can protect your car and take it for long drives to keep it company. I can even drop you off and pick you up at the airport using your car (at my convenience)! Cheap rates! Call [telephone] and ask for One-tooth Tony.

MANAGEMENT POSITIONS AVAILABLE – Contact Tony – Vacation, uniforms, meals and possible salary – McDonald’s

Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard to find person.

WANTED. Hunting rifle, suitable for teenagers.

March 8th – Hypnotist Frank Santos – Donation $10 – All you can eat – Bring your own food – Starts at 8pm…

Educational – Readin Specialist/ – Requires MT teaching certificate, with a reading endorsement (Master’s level candidates

Found: Keys at the Diversion Cam rest stop with fob that says "Keys I Haven't Lost Yet."

Wanted: dead gentle pony! 941-637-….

Want to Buy • City council candidate. Would like to rent or buy a bullet proof vest for 10 months. 384-….