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Caffe Allegro – In downtown Middletown –Discover why so many Italians would prefer to eat at home

Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

WANTED: 30 Chinamen and a zeppelin for elaborate practical joke. Can you help? Please call…

Buy your new bedroom suite from us, and we will stand behind it for six months.

Corduroy Pillows: They're making headlines!

Earn up to $30,000 – and more!

Cows, calves never bred… also 1 gay bull for sale.

Now I know what to do the next time my patents die… – If you are inheriting someone’s IRA/401K/TSP or Annuity…

OUR SOFA seats the whole mob and it's made of 100% Italian leather.

NEW LISTING – CARBONDALE – Move right into this 3 bedroom, 1.25 bath home, featuring foyer with split staircase, mysterious hidden commode, off street parking yard. $79,900.

Tattoos done while you wait.

JACK RUSSELL terrorist puppies. 2 boys, 2 girls, 5 weeks old. $400 each. 725-….

Garage sale: Come and partake of the drapes of wrath, sofas choice, star dreck, broken china syndrome, laricats of wire and rubble without cause.

LOST MIND – Last seen before wife & kids. Any info please call…

Righteous Kill – Pacino & Deniro play veteran cops on the trail of a cereal killer…

PREGNANT PYGMY goats. Two males, 2 and 3 years old. 237-….

PET OF THE WEEK • Let this dog, Pea, in your home.

CARL’S OXFORD DINER – Mention This Ad for a Free Ice Water – 291 Main St. Oxford

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

“The only difference between tattooed and untattooed people is that tattooed people are way more cool and can kick you ass.”

$3.49 – Designer Plunger – 6” diameter. The quick way to clear everyday drain clogs. Choose blue or green.