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Caffe Allegro – In downtown Middletown –Discover why so many Italians would prefer to eat at home
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Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
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WANTED: 30 Chinamen and a zeppelin for elaborate practical joke. Can you help? Please call…
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Buy your new bedroom suite from us, and we will stand behind it for six months.
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Corduroy Pillows: They're making headlines!
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A furniture store
Earn up to $30,000 – and more!
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Cows, calves never bred… also 1 gay bull for sale.
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Now I know what to do the next time my patents die… – If you are inheriting someone’s IRA/401K/TSP or Annuity…
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OUR SOFA seats the whole mob and it's made of 100% Italian leather.
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NEW LISTING – CARBONDALE – Move right into this 3 bedroom, 1.25 bath home, featuring foyer with split staircase, mysterious hidden commode, off street parking yard. $79,900.
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Tattoos done while you wait.
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JACK RUSSELL terrorist puppies. 2 boys, 2 girls, 5 weeks old. $400 each. 725-….
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Garage sale: Come and partake of the drapes of wrath, sofas choice, star dreck, broken china syndrome, laricats of wire and rubble without cause.
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LOST MIND – Last seen before wife & kids. Any info please call…
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Righteous Kill
– Pacino & Deniro play veteran cops on the trail of a cereal killer…
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PREGNANT PYGMY goats. Two males, 2 and 3 years old. 237-….
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PET OF THE WEEK • Let this dog, Pea, in your home.
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CARL’S OXFORD DINER – Mention This Ad for a Free Ice Water – 291 Main St. Oxford
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Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
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“The only difference between tattooed and untattooed people is that tattooed people are way more cool and can kick you ass.”
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$3.49 – Designer Plunger – 6” diameter. The quick way to clear everyday drain clogs. Choose blue or green.
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