Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Author: Classified ad Page 11
Looking for a small “13 inch” male registered Beagle to breed with our little girl. Call 862-….
Classified ad
Classifieds
HELP WANTED – Remedy Engineer
Classified ad
Classifieds
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Classified ad
Classifieds
USED BOOB SALE – Where: Jefferson Pointe Mall When: Fri & Sat, Sept 9 & 10 10am–9pm, Sunday 12–5 pm What: 20 plus categories. Many in fine shape.
Classified ad
Classifieds
CIRCUS going out of business, small, elephant, free to good home. (973)…
Classified ad
Classifieds
Mom & Daughter PJ Night Friday: October 8 6:30–9:30 pm – Summitt – Bring your favorite Mexican
Classified ad
Classifieds
Tooth Whitening – For Any One Getting Married We Offer Nitrous Oxide Sedation – Call us today for details…
Classified ad
Classifieds
Unique Ford – only 5 minutes from Bedford – Just Across from the Women’s Prison
Classified ad
Classifieds
PREGNANT PYGMY goats. Two males, 2 and 3 years old. 237-….
Classified ad
Classifieds
STAFF NEEDED FOR GOURMET BURGER BAR THAT NEEDS STAFF
Classified ad
Classifieds
BRAND NEW/NEVER USED Kenmore Gas Stove. Needs to be put back together after falling out of pickup at 70 MPH. Any offer accepted. Call Brian at…
Classified ad
Classifieds
FREE TO GOOD HOME – Beautiful 6 mo. old male kitten — orange & caramel tabby, playful, friendly very affectionate, ideal for family w/ kids. OR Handsome 32 yr. old husband – personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Call Jennifer 265-…. — come see both and decide which you'd like.
Classified ad
Animals
Cats
Classifieds
Husbands
Marriage
Free internet access … $99.
Classified ad
Classifieds
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
Classified ad
Classifieds
The One Gallon Hip Flask…
Classified ad
Classifieds
Save on Manor Hall Interior Latex – Semi-Gross – $26.90…
Classified ad
Classifieds
Afghan Hound: male, 6 years old, very good poet. $400 obo…
Classified ad
Classifieds
MARCH MADNESS MOVE-IN DEAL! Move in by March 31st, pay no rent until April 1st!…
Classified ad
Classifieds
CORRECTION – Due to incorrect information received from the Clerk of Courts Office, Diane K. Merchant, 38, [address] was incorrectly listed as being fined for prositution in Wednesday’s paper. The charge should have been failure to stop at a railroad crossing. The Public Opinion apologizes for the error.
Classified ad
Classifieds
We build bodies that last a lifetime.
Classified ad
Classifieds
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Classified ad
Classifieds
Page 11 of 19
« First
« Previous
9
10
11
12
13
Next »
Last »