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Friday Night Feed – 5:30 PM to 7:00 PM – September 19 – VIGINA BAKED HAM – Hosted by the Auxillary Club
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COLD-A-SACK SALE on Lorine Ln. 5 family yard sales. Sat. 8-? Follow signs off 467 & Good Luck Rd. – Baby up to plus size clothing, furn., tools, & X-mas.
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Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
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Creative daily specials, including select offerings of beef, foul, fresh vagetables, salads, quiche.
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FAMILY SEEKING energetic, young woman. Dedicated, responsible, family oriented, as permanent live-in provider, assistant, companion, concubine. Compensation negotiable.
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CORRECTION – Due to incorrect information received from the Clerk of Courts Office, Diane K. Merchant, 38, [address] was incorrectly listed as being fined for prositution in Wednesday’s paper. The charge should have been failure to stop at a railroad crossing. The Public Opinion apologizes for the error.
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Lost Cocktail.
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ATTENTION! Federal Employees With Work-Related Hearing Loss – LISTEN TO THIS! – If Your Claim For Hearing Loss Was Accepted By The U.S. Department Of Labor – OWCP, You May Be Eligible For Continuing Benefits
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LOST – WEDDING RING, men’s, Hooters’s parking lot, 6/27, Reward! Call…
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Free Puppies: part German shepherd, part stupid dog.
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HEY KIDS… Santa will be at Viking Liquor Sunday Nov. 26, 11 am–3 pm FREE PICTURES • VIKING LIQUOR • KIDS! Bring your pet!
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Maternity sweater, $52. Comes in unisex sizes.
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Wanted: dead gentle pony! 941-637-….
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Taste Lopez’s Best Chili – Enjoy the sounds of “Crossfire” … Chili Challenge and Family FunFest
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Our editors are colleged and write like the Kipling and the Dickens.
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A notice in a Madras India newspaper
WANTED: Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
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A story that appeared ion Sunday’s Argus Observer contained a incorrect spelling of a name. Pastor Dick Bigelow was incorrectly identified as Dick Bigblow. The Argus Observor regrets the error.
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Sean – You are such a disappointment to the entire family – don’t bother coming home. Love, Dad
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We build bodies that last a lifetime.
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Ambulance Service – Non-Emergency – Sims Funeral Home
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