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Fully cooked boneless smoked man $2.09 lb.

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If you have one of these symptoms, please call this 800 number – Death, Heartburn, …

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Free Puppies: part German shepherd, part stupid dog.

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CLASSIFIED: An unexpected vacancy for a knife-thrower's assistant. Rehearsals start immediately.

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Turkey Shoot Slated – The Malheur Gun Club will hold a turkey shoot Sunday at the Vale Airport… Winners will receive hams.

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Save on Manor Hall Interior Latex – Semi-Gross – $26.90…

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JAZZY 1103 ultra power chair $200. 5 piece monogamy bedroom set $800.

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WANTED – Air Traffic Control. No Exp. Needed: we train, HS grads 17–34. Great pay, benefits. Must relocate. Call M-F…

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Sterling Optical – FREE eye with Purchase of a Prescription Pair of Eyeglasses

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Paint job, $220. Come in for a free estimate.

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No matter what your top coat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.

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FREE TO A GOOD HOME: Shemale Jack Russell Terrier, 14 mos., has shots, needs fenced yard. 619-445-….

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Taste Lopez’s Best Chili – Enjoy the sounds of “Crossfire” … Chili Challenge and Family FunFest

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TALKING DOG, speaks 4 languages, only $50. 309-693-….

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Free inside mini golf. Call ahead, because play is canceled if there is any funeral work. “We want folks to know we’re not so scary” we’re people. A funeral parlor is not a dark place, but a safe and secure one…

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Cows, calves never bred… also 1 gay bull for sale.

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Why not have the kids shot for Easter, or have a family portrait taken? What have you got to lose?

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Beat the Christmas Holiday Rush – Order Now – Choosing your Monument now, means your loved ones won’t be faced with the hardship during their time of grief. STEEDLEY MONUMENT WORKS

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Top Money Paid!! Are you willing to be prodded and probed in the orfice [sic] of our choice – all in the name of science?

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If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachaise Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

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WANTED. Hunting rifle, suitable for teenagers.

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