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BEAUTIFUL ENGAGEMENT ring. Yellow gold, wide band with 18 diamonds set in 3 rows of 3 diamonds on each side of one large round-cut center stone. worn, sparingly, for only 9 Days. “It Didn’t Mean Anything. It was just suppose to Shut Her Up.” It didn’t shut her up. Happy to be Rid of it too. For the first offer of $800.00. Phone… between 9 a.m. – 9 p.m.
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My name was printed incorrectly below my letter in the December 30 issue of the Sevenoaks Chronicle. It should read L P Pook, not L P Hook. (signed) L P Hook – Sevenoaks Chronicle
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FAMILY SEEKING energetic, young woman. Dedicated, responsible, family oriented, as permanent live-in provider, assistant, companion, concubine. Compensation negotiable.
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Fort Hays State University – Honro roll…
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REWARD FOR RETURNING DOG – Answers to Bight Eyes – $50 if alive, $25 if dead – Theresa Lamar – Phone… Leave message.
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At the Frederick Fairgrounds – German Bands – Petting Zoo – Mini Race Cars – Have a Horse sit on your lap! …
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Partially used bottle of Dove Intense Moisture shampoo, paid $5 new, only asking $3 or best offer. Mach 3 razor, only used for one week, mint condition, asking $4 or best offer. Call Ryan at…
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Hanging Yourself Could Be Painful So Get A Pro To Do It
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