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GIRLFRIEND for sale: Body rough, well used, ridden hard. Leaks gas, Needs rear end. High mileage. Can handle big load. Trades for ping pong table. Phone…

Educational – Readin Specialist/ – Requires MT teaching certificate, with a reading endorsement (Master’s level candidates

My name was printed incorrectly below my letter in the December 30 issue of the Sevenoaks Chronicle. It should read L P Pook, not L P Hook. (signed) L P Hook – Sevenoaks Chronicle

Want to Buy • City council candidate. Would like to rent or buy a bullet proof vest for 10 months. 384-….

24 Hr. Day Care – All Ages – $65 Weekly For Day Shift – Torturing Available. Parents night out on weekends. 983-…

WARNING! Restaurant Closing! The Corn Crib Restaurant Is Closing After 25 Years. If You Have A Gift Certificate To Corn Crib, We Suggest You Marinate It and Eat It!

BOX OF Twinkies, 10 years old, two missing, rest have cream filling sucked out, $5. Call 217-….

Do Something Special For Your Valentine – Have your Septic Tank Pumped – Call…

EVANGELIST: ROGER HILLIS • Morning Service 10:30 a.m. – “Preparing For Marriage” • Evening service 6:00 p.m. – “A Look At Hell”

Sterling Optical – FREE eye with Purchase of a Prescription Pair of Eyeglasses

Gregory W. Le May for State Representative – The 3 E’s – Education – Employment – Accountability…

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

Sandy Clause – Attorney at Law – The Singleton Law Firm – 4050 Linwood Ave…

STAFF NEEDED FOR GOURMET BURGER BAR THAT NEEDS STAFF

WANTED: 30 Chinamen and a zeppelin for elaborate practical joke. Can you help? Please call…

WE FEATURE Indoor Shooting Range – E-Z Layaway Program – Concealed Carry Classes – Full Line Security Leather – Machine Gun Rentals – Certified NRA Instructors…

200 PLAYBOY MAGAZINES & other Adult Magazines, will trade for guns. Call…

MATH TUDAR NEEDED for Intermediate Algebra, needed ASAP! Call…

REWARD FOR RETURNING DOG – Answers to Bight Eyes – $50 if alive, $25 if dead – Theresa Lamar – Phone… Leave message.

FREE YOUNG GOAT for butchering or companion animal, call…

856-981-…. $1.00 OFF Any Job Over $800