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GIRLFRIEND for sale: Body rough, well used, ridden hard. Leaks gas, Needs rear end. High mileage. Can handle big load. Trades for ping pong table. Phone…
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My name was printed incorrectly below my letter in the December 30 issue of the Sevenoaks Chronicle. It should read L P Pook, not L P Hook. (signed) L P Hook – Sevenoaks Chronicle
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