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Gifts for Men – Silk Boxers – Silk Robes – Silk Pajamas – Silk G-Strings – Silk Boxer Briefs – and be sure to see our Nutcracker Shorts
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FREE TO GOOD HOME – Beautiful 6 mo. old male kitten — orange & caramel tabby, playful, friendly very affectionate, ideal for family w/ kids. OR Handsome 32 yr. old husband – personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Call Jennifer 265-…. — come see both and decide which you'd like.
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Smile of the Week • I’m smiling because “I am going to buy some sheep.” Sonny Clements, Manzanola
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Wanted to buy: fishing net, must have no holes.
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GE – Working electric self-cleaning oven/stove, $150, needs good cleaning.
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The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
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BRAND NEW/NEVER USED Kenmore Gas Stove. Needs to be put back together after falling out of pickup at 70 MPH. Any offer accepted. Call Brian at…
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BEAUTIFUL ENGAGEMENT ring. Yellow gold, wide band with 18 diamonds set in 3 rows of 3 diamonds on each side of one large round-cut center stone. worn, sparingly, for only 9 Days. “It Didn’t Mean Anything. It was just suppose to Shut Her Up.” It didn’t shut her up. Happy to be Rid of it too. For the first offer of $800.00. Phone… between 9 a.m. – 9 p.m.
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Taste Lopez’s Best Chili – Enjoy the sounds of “Crossfire” … Chili Challenge and Family FunFest
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WARNING Don’t Pay High Prices For Central Air Conditioning! Only $5,500,000 and one or two days is all it takes to install top quality LENNOX Central Air in your 3 bedroom raised ranch…
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Shakespeare's Pizza – Free Chopsticks
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OUR SOFA seats the whole mob and it's made of 100% Italian leather.
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Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
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200 PLAYBOY MAGAZINES & other Adult Magazines, will trade for guns. Call…
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Free Puppies: part German shepherd, part stupid dog.
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BOX OF Twinkies, 10 years old, two missing, rest have cream filling sucked out, $5. Call 217-….
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A story that appeared ion Sunday’s Argus Observer contained a incorrect spelling of a name. Pastor Dick Bigelow was incorrectly identified as Dick Bigblow. The Argus Observor regrets the error.
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These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.
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Notice on a menu in Fort Bragg California
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Remember, you get what you pay for. And at Hub Furniture Store, you pay less.
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Free 1 can of pork & beans w/ purchase of 3BR 2 bath home.
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