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Correction – A headline on an item in the Feb. 5 edition of the Enquirer-Bulletin incorrectly state “ Stolen groceries.” It should have read “Homicide.”
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CORRECTION – The Jumble puzzle, which appeared on page D1 of Thursday’s edition, actually was the puzzle scheduled to appear today. The Jumble originally scheduled to appear Thursday as well as the answers to Wednesday’s puzzle are on page E1 today. The answers to the puzzle published today appeared Thursday, and the answers to the puzzle published Thursday will appear Saturday. – The Arizona Republic Phoenix
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Our editors are colleged and write like the Kipling and the Dickens.
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