Author: Confucius Page 11

Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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Confucius say… knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth.

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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… real estate people are a vacant lot.

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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

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Confucius say… streaker unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

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Confucius say… to get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.

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Confucius say… woman with big breasts has high-rise accommodation.

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Confucius say… police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.

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Confucius say… perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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