Author: Confucius Page 11

Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

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Confucius say… forbidden fruits make many jams.

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Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

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Confucius say… 12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is one Lite year.

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Confucius say… dirty hands make your nose itch.

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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… duck that fly upside down quack up.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

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Confucius say… marriages are made in heaven… so are thunder & lightning.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… man who let woman on top, will screw up.

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Confucius say… a joke become a father, when the punch line becomes apparent.

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Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

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Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

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Confucius say… man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.

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Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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