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Confucius say… who start crystal ball factory, bound to make a fortune.

Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

Confucius say… self-centered trumpet player, likes to toot his own horn.

Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

Confucius say… carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

Confucius say… no time for your health today; no health for your time tomorrow.

Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.

Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

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Confucius say… magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.