Author: Confucius Page 12

Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

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Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… he who eats ice cream in car, is a sundae driver.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

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Confucius say… it Is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… Eskimos go to Tupperware parties to find a tight seal.

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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

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Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

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Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.

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Confucius say… he who sniffs Coke, gets ice cube up nose.

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Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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