Author: Confucius Page 12

Confucius say… always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

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Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

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Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

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Confucius say… Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone, both look out window and see Rubble.

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Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

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Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

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Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

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Confucius say… difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.

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Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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Confucius say… optimist is a man who hasn't had many experiences yet.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.

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