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Confucius say… if you don't want anyone to get your goat, don't let them know where you have it tied.

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Confucius say… if your girlfriend starts smoking… you’re going too fast.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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Confucius say… old grave digger is called an elderberry.

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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

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Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

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Confucius say… food that goes rotten while being transported to the store is "un-pallet-able."

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Confucius say… miners with illuminated helmets, will feel lightheaded.

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Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

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Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… never tell a one legged hitch hiker to hop in.

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Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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