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Confucius say… magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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Confucius say… Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone, both look out window and see Rubble.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

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Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

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Confucius say… man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

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Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

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Confucius say… woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

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