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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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Confucius say… butler with no teeth is called an in-dentured servant.

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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Confucius say… secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… man with big mouth beware of foot.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… women are like lawn mowers… if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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Confucius say… birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.

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Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

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Confucius say… who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

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Confucius say… it Is not how deep you fish, it is how you wiggle your worm.

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Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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