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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.

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Confucius say… man who sit on tack get point!

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Confucius say… secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!

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Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in open window get pane in neck.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… forbidden fruits make many jams.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.

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Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… constipated people don't give a crap.

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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