Author: Confucius Page 14

Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

Confucius say

Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

Confucius say

Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Confucius say

Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Confucius say

Confucius say… who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

Confucius say

Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

Confucius say

Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

Confucius say

Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

Confucius say

Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

Confucius say

Confucius say… marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Confucius say

Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

Confucius say

Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

Confucius say

Confucius say… man’s most important senses… horse and common.

Confucius say

Confucius say… it Is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

Confucius say

Confucius say… man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling nuts.

Confucius say

Confucius say… bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.

Confucius say

Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

Confucius say

Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

Confucius say

Confucius say… man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.

Confucius say

Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

Confucius say

Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

Confucius say