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Confucius say… he who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

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Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say… forbidden fruits make many jams.

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Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

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Confucius say… he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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Confucius say… egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.

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Confucius say… girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

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Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.

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Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.

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Confucius say… condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

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Confucius say… woman with big breasts has high-rise accommodation.

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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

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Confucius say… cheap prostitute offer more bang for your buck.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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