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Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

Confucius say… woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

Confucius say… optimist is a man who hasn't had many experiences yet.

Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

Confucius say… knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth.

Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

Confucius say… he who hesitates is probably right.

Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

Confucius say… woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.

Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

Confucius say… bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.

Confucius say… man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.

Confucius say… gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all.

Confucius say… miners with illuminated helmets, will feel lightheaded.

Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.