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Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

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Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

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Confucius say… woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

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Confucius say… optimist is a man who hasn't had many experiences yet.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… he who hesitates is probably right.

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Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

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Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

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Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.

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Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.

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Confucius say… man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.

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Confucius say… gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all.

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Confucius say… miners with illuminated helmets, will feel lightheaded.

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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