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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… constipated people don't give a crap.

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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.

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Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

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Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

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Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say… he who plays with self, pulls boner.

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