Author: Confucius Page 14

Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Confucius say… who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

Confucius say… marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

Confucius say… man’s most important senses… horse and common.

Confucius say… it Is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

Confucius say… man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling nuts.

Confucius say… bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.

Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

Confucius say… man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.

Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.