Author: Confucius Page 15

Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.

Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

Confucius say… butler with no teeth is called an in-dentured servant.

Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.

Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

Confucius say… man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.

Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Confucius say… balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.