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Author: Confucius Page 15
Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks
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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.
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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.
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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.
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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.
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Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.
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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.
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Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.
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Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.
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Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.
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Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.
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Confucius say… butler with no teeth is called an in-dentured servant.
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Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.
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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.
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Confucius say… man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.
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Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.
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Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.
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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.
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Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.
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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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Confucius say… balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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