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Confucius say… transvestite is one who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

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Confucius say… passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

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Confucius say… man who sits on stool smells like shit.

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Confucius say… sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, 'Stroke of Genius.'

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Confucius say… man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

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Confucius say… police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.

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Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

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Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy… but a social loser.

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Confucius say… men are like fish… neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

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Confucius say… forgetful cow gives Milk of Amnesia!

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… some fisherman catch their fish by the tale.

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Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.

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