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Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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Confucius say… woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.

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Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

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Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

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Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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Confucius say… best defense against rape, is to beat off attacker.

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Confucius say… alcohol is the cause of some problems and the solution to others.

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Confucius say… he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

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Confucius say… inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

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Confucius say… beauty is only a light switch away.

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Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

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Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

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Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

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Confucius say… economy will go up and down when country is run by yo-yo's.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… only way you can you get AIDS from a toilet seat Is by sitting down before the last guy gets up.

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