Author: Confucius Page 16

Confucius say… self-centered trumpet player, likes to toot his own horn.

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Confucius say… all's fear in love and war.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… duck that fly upside down quack up.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

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Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

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Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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