Author: Confucius Page 17

Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

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Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… best defense against rape, is to beat off attacker.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… 12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is one Lite year.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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Confucius say… man who farts in church sits in own pew.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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Confucius say… some people are like blisters… they don't show up until the work is done.

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Confucius say… beauty is only a light switch away.

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.

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