Author: Confucius Page 17

Confucius say… he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

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Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

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Confucius say… gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all.

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Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

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Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

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Confucius say… if someone calls you fat, don't get angry… just turn the other chin.

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Confucius say… early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy… but a social loser.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.

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Confucius say… cheap prostitute offer more bang for your buck.

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Confucius say… he who sells feminine pads, is crack salesman.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.

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Confucius say… who slings mud, loses ground.

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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

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Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

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Confucius say… best way to get a woman to argue with you, is to say something.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig… it may squeal.

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