Author: Confucius Page 17

Confucius say… army like blow job… closer to discharge you get, the better it feels.

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Confucius say… some fisherman catch their fish by the tale.

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Confucius say… man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

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Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… he who sells feminine pads, is crack salesman.

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Confucius say… man who read woman like book prefer braille!

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Confucius say… he who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

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