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Confucius say… virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.

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Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

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Confucius say… gay Australian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.

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Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

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Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

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Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

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Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

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Confucius say… forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.

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