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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

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Confucius say… birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.

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Confucius say… sex on beach is like American beer… very near water.

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Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

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Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

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Confucius say… secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… transvestite is one who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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Confucius say… practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Confucius say… Christmas trees are like priests… their balls are just for decoration.

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Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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Confucius say… man that straddles the fence, gets a sore crotch.

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Confucius say… man’s most important senses… horse and common.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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