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Confucius say… find blind man on nude beach… not hard.

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Confucius say… alarm clock is something that makes people rise and whine.

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Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

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Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

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Confucius say… perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.

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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

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Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… he who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Confucius say… woman with big breasts has high-rise accommodation.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all.

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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

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