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Author: Country expression Page 13
It's as cold as all git out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Makes my butt wanna grind corn!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is really angry
Other expressions
This ain't my first rodeo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Experience
I've been around awhile
I’ve done this before
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He could talk a dog off a meat wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is very persuasive
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He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
Other expressions
Swearing
Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.
Country expression
Appearance
Expressions
Said of a woman wearing too much lipstick
She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Cute as a sack full of puppies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cute
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Held his hind leg
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was best man at his wedding
Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Window
Like getting an ox out of the ditch
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About impossible
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Very difficult
Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
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Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
Road Humps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Speed bumps
We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Said of someone who has overstayed their welcome
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
… more than Carter’s got pills.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to Carter’s Little Liver Pills
Many
Other expressions
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply when someone says “hey”
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Useless as tits on a boar hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to a bad worker
Other expressions
The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get your priorities in order
Other expressions
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