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Author: Country expression Page 13
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Happy as a pig in Palestine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a suck-egg dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shame faced
Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Window
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get your priorities in order
Other expressions
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone says “if”
Sleepier than a river coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Sleepy
Tired
Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight as Dick’s hatband
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight clothing
Uncomfortable
Various interpretations
I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Bigger’n Dallas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It was sittin’ there bigger’n Dallas
Other expressions
Very obvious
The ox is in the ditch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There is an emergency
You need to get you some bidness!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spoken to a lazy or idle person
She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Prim and proper
A hangdog look
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking sad or pitiful
Other expressions
He's as mad as a wet hen.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s hotter than a fritter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
No fly ever lit on her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s very clean
Took the preachers seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone fell on their butt
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