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It's as cold as all git out!

Makes my butt wanna grind corn!

This ain't my first rodeo.

He could talk a dog off a meat wagon.

He went and blessed me out!

Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.

She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.

Cute as a sack full of puppies.

Held his hind leg

Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!

Like getting an ox out of the ditch

Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.

Spread the table.

Road Humps

We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.

Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die

… more than Carter’s got pills.

You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.

Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.

Useless as tits on a boar hog

The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.