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Author: Country expression Page 13
He took in a lot of mules.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Slippery
Untrustworthy
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
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I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
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He can get glad the same way he got mad, or else he's gon' die unhappy.
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I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.
Country expression
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Drive there
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Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.
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Overreaction
He's tighter than a fiddle string
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Stingy
Lay out of work or school
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To miss work or play hookey
Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!
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Taste
Within a lash
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The blinking of an eye
Within an eyelash
Sittin' on the bedpost.
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Don't know their private business
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She looked like death eating a cracker.
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It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.
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That dog won't hunt.
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A lie or tall tale
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The idea or argument that won't work
It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.
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I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
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Fell down cup over kettle.
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Fell
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Tripped
Everybody’s in the same pew
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Organized
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We’re all together
Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer
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Really dressed up
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
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Like a polecat at a camp meeting
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Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
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