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I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

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“Mash” the gas

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He's gotta whole head full of simple.

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You'll go to hell for lyin' just as fast as fer stealin' chickens.

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He could fall down walkin’ from the house to the barn.

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Well look what the cat dragged in.

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He's dumber than a mud fence.

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They’re like two peas in a pod.

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I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.

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She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.

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He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.

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Well, hush my mouth.

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If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

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… since Christ left Cleveland!

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Fell down cup over kettle.

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Flat as a fritter.

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I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.

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Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.

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To “love on you”

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I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.

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I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.

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