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Author: Country expression Page 14
Shit fire and save matches
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration
Like “Well I'll be" or "You don't say”
Other expressions
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Breast baby
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A nursing baby
Other expressions
It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
They ate supper before they said grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a couple living together without being married
Other expressions
I’m gonna tan yer hide!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Other expressions
Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Sweating
Not blessed with beauty…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonesty
Other expressions
Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
He’s as tough as a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tough
Don't get your knickers in a knot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Jittery
Nervous
Other expressions
Dumber than a barrel of hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dumb
Other expressions
Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
Forty eleven
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
Other expressions
He could sell ice to an Eskimo.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Convincing
Persuasive
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