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Author: Country expression Page 17
You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll show you who’s boss
Other expressions
I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
A threat
Other expressions
It’s raining cats and dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Responsibility
I’m fair to middlin’.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm doin' okay
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So so
She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubbornness
A face like a cobbler’s thumb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like they do in Alabama
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Do without
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He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
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Self-important
Another horse been in his barn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His spouse is cheating
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Is it any 'count?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is it any good?
Other expressions
Tighter than a new boot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
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Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Believe what I say
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That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a buzzard roosted in it
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bad taste in one’s mouth as the morning after heavy drinking
Other expressions
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Don't let the bear get'cha.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Meaning don't quit or give up.
Other expressions
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