Author: Country expression Page 17

You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.

I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.

I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!

It’s raining cats and dogs.

Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.

I’m fair to middlin’.

She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.

A face like a cobbler’s thumb

Like they do in Alabama

He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.

Another horse been in his barn

Is it any 'count?

Tighter than a new boot

Bank walker

Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.

If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.

That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.

Like a buzzard roosted in it

Turn of the sun

So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.

Don't let the bear get'cha.