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Author: Country expression Page 17
I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pore mouthin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
People will be able to see to Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To a girl wearing too short a skirt
Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Serve yourself at dinner
Are you outta’ pocket again?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
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If he had a brain and was a bird, he’d fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Proud to be seen with
Another horse been in his barn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His spouse is cheating
Other expressions
The dinner bell is always in tune.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Other expressions
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
"shootin" horseshoes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pitching horseshoes
Well, that just frosts my ankles!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's three days older than Moses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His head is full of stump water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s go no sense
Other expressions
He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ego
Other expressions
Self-important
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