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Author: Country expression Page 18
"shootin" horseshoes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pitching horseshoes
She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
Other expressions
You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
Tight as Dick’s hatband
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight clothing
Uncomfortable
Various interpretations
Sittin' on the bedpost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know their private business
Other expressions
Well, butter my biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'll hit you so hard your children will be born dizzy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
A rooster one day, a feather duster the next.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Uncertainty of continued success
Not particularly handsome
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not good looking
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
It’s as hot as blue blazes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Termperature
Like a buzzard roosted in it
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bad taste in one’s mouth as the morning after heavy drinking
Other expressions
Natural enough to eat pie
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a realistic portrait
Fell down cup over kettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell
Other expressions
Tripped
Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't judge a book by its cover
Other expressions
He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who is never satisfied
Complaining
Other expressions
The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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