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I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.

You had better go lick that calf over.

You could grow potatoes in those dirty ears.

Dumber than a box full of owl shit.

He’s just loudin’ off.

Dead as 4 o’clock

Don’t let the tail wag the dog.

It’s raining cats and dogs.

Put it on the front door.

Take a slack

Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!

He lost his hat, ass, and spats!

He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

A close chewer and a tight spitter.

Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.

That's so good it would make a puppy pull a freight train.

I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.

Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.

Useless as tits on a boar hog

Couldn't run a bath!

Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.