Author: Country expression Page 18

He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.

Can you carry me up to the picture show?

Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.

Like a duck looking for thunder.

It's coming up a cloud.

He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.

It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.

Well I’ll be John Brown.

Let me hug your neck.

I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.

The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.

He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.

It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.

He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.

Seen better legs on a table.

Skinny as a bean pole.

I'd rather pay his board than board him.

The dinner bell is always in tune.

Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.

Darn it, I tumped over my tea.