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Author: Country expression Page 18
I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She was quiet
You had better go lick that calf over.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When you didn’t do the job right the first time and sent back to do it again
You could grow potatoes in those dirty ears.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Dumber than a box full of owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He’s just loudin’ off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making a fuss
Other expressions
Dead as 4 o’clock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Quiet
Don’t let the tail wag the dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Where something small or insignificant controls the larger system
It’s raining cats and dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Rain
Put it on the front door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let everyone know
Other expressions
Take a slack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Relax
Slow down
Take a break
Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!
Country expression
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Temperature
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Said when someone lost something
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
Other expressions
Self-important
A close chewer and a tight spitter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can't trust him
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Sneaky
That's so good it would make a puppy pull a freight train.
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Said of good food
I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't meddle
Other expressions
You aren't involved so stay out of it
Useless as tits on a boar hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to a bad worker
Other expressions
Couldn't run a bath!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
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