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Author: Country expression Page 23
Shut the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
As tall as a Georgia pine
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Tall
A near man with a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
I'm not ignorant/gullible
Naive
Other expressions
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
Other expressions
I was as surprised as if a sheep had bit me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Faster than a scalded dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Speed
Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone who talks too much
Other expressions
Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best hat
Other expressions
Thirty years one summer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Anonymous
He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Another horse been in his barn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His spouse is cheating
Other expressions
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
Other expressions
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To get clear water, go to the head of the branch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t waste time with underlings
Go to the source
Other expressions
Creaking doors hang the longest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
I’m on it like cheese on grits!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'll get right to it
I'm taking care of it
Other expressions
It’s as hot as blue blazes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Termperature
What a bunch of potlickers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mongrel dog
Of poor breeding and limited finance
Other expressions
Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as “ Well I'll be darned.”
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