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Author: Country expression Page 23
Don't let the bear get'cha.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Meaning don't quit or give up.
Other expressions
Pull in your horns.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Other expressions
Relax
I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know him/her
Other expressions
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
Other expressions
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mites don’t fly this time of the year.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
Long as a month of Sundays.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
Happy as a pig in Palestine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk about our business
Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’ll snatch you bald headed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat of punishment
Other expressions
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
You didn’t pick up a crooked stick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You picked a good mate
You could grow potatoes in those dirty ears.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.
Country expression
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not 'citified'
Other expressions
Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
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