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Author: Country expression Page 23
If she were an inch taller she'd be round.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overweight
She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Haint = Ghost
Other expressions
He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
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Running
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
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Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
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Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Barring unforeseen circumstances
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Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Term of endearment
Well, slap my head and call me silly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Sharp as a ball peen hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Jackin yer jaw
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Talking
To think hard of
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To speak unkindly of someone
Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can't trust him
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Sneaky
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Temperature
I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She'll be late to her own funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lateness
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Tardiness
I feel like a dog's breakfast.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not feeling well
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A face like a welder’s bench
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Lying like a snake in the grass.
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I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
Pore mouthin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
We better git on the stick!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We better get started
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