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Author: Country expression Page 28
Pissin’ in the wind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Snake the kivvers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Shake the covers)
Before getting in bed check for snakes
Other expressions
A close chewer and a tight spitter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
Other expressions
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'll hit you so hard your children will be born dizzy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Get a hump on
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get a move on
Get going
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He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a sound sleeper
If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Believe what I say
Other expressions
Mess with
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be involved with
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That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
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The apple never falls too far from the tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inheirited trait
Like father like son
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Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
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What a bunch of potlickers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mongrel dog
Of poor breeding and limited finance
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Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
Other expressions
So so
Felt like a rabbit ran over my grave
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
when you get a sudden chill
I suwanne.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I declare
I swear
Other expressions
Sip 'N See
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A baby shower
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He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretending he’s dead or asleep
The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
Other expressions
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