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Author: Country expression Page 28
Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Active
Lively
Other expressions
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Broke as a whore during lent.
Country expression
Money
Poverty
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
He’s three sheets in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Well, hush my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Makes my butt wanna grind corn!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is really angry
Other expressions
Glad eye
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An inviting look
Entice
Other expressions
What a bunch of potlickers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mongrel dog
Of poor breeding and limited finance
Other expressions
Greener than goose shit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lacking experience
New
Other expressions
Unripe
If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In response to "if"
Other expressions
It’s raining cats and dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
… since Christ left Cleveland!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
Other expressions
It’s hotter than a fritter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Act like you’ve got some raisin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act like you were taught good manners
Behavior
Other expressions
Raised properly
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
Other expressions
Them that don’t work, don’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Happier than a two peckerd billy goat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A rooster one day, a feather duster the next.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Uncertainty of continued success
A face like a robber’s dog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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