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Author: Country expression Page 28
She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
abused & unhappy
Looking worn out
Other expressions
She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of an attractive female
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shocked and speechless
If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If I can do you a favor
Other expressions
He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Sweating
As tall as a Georgia pine
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Tall
Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't meddle
Other expressions
You aren't involved so stay out of it
He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inexperienced
Other expressions
As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A particularly wild or mean person
Other expressions
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
Broke out with money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
Other expressions
She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Tough
Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s time to leave out and head home.
Let's go
Other expressions
I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Barring unforeseen circumstances
Other expressions
Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
Other expressions
Tired
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