Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Author: Country expression Page 29
Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
When it’s raining on a sunny day
Bumpin’ yer gums!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I was as surprised as if a sheep had bit me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
Other expressions
To think hard of
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To speak unkindly of someone
Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
I've had an apple out of that bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't wish to re- experience something
I ’ve done that before
Other expressions
You had better go lick that calf over.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When you didn’t do the job right the first time and sent back to do it again
Don't let the bear get'cha.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Meaning don't quit or give up.
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Better an empty house than an unwelcomed guest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Guests
Other expressions
Oh for crying in the bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as for ‘crying out loud’
You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Impossible
Other expressions
Unfeasible
Let a man skin his own skunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
Well, hush my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Red faced
Like a peach-orchard bull
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
Page 29 of 44
« First
« Previous
27
28
29
30
31
Next »
Last »