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He is just a hole in search of donut.

She could talk the leg off a horse.

Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster

He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!

I wish to my never.

I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.

Too slow to keep worms in a tin.

She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.

I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

You'll go to hell for lyin' just as fast as fer stealin' chickens.

I’m fair to middlin’.

Count the people.

Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.

A face like a cobbler’s thumb

He won’t hit a lick at a snake.

Like a bump on a log

To beat the band

Ain't that the berries!

Like an old hen with one chick

It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.

He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.