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Author: Country expression Page 29
She could make a preacher cuss!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
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Like they do in Alabama
Country expression
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Do without
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Sip 'N See
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A baby shower
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We better git on the stick!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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We better get started
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
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Self-important
Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Where you stay?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Where do you live?
Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You kin put your boots in the oven – but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You can say whatever you want but that doesn't change the facts.
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.
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As tall as a Georgia pine
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Height
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Tall
I’m covered up.
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Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
About as useful as buttons on a dishrag
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Useless
Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!
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Taste
Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
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He's only got one oar in the water.
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Miscellaneous
Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
Not particularly handsome
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not good looking
Other expressions
He's gotta whole head full of simple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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