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Author: Country expression Page 29
He is just a hole in search of donut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She could talk the leg off a horse.
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Talks a lot
Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
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Impossible
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Unfeasible
He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!
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Not too bright
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I wish to my never.
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That’s amazing!
I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.
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A threat
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Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
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She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
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Stubbornness
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
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Confusion
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You'll go to hell for lyin' just as fast as fer stealin' chickens.
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I’m fair to middlin’.
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I'm doin' okay
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So so
Count the people.
Country expression
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Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
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Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.
Country expression
Expressions
Said of something very large
Size
A face like a cobbler’s thumb
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He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
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He’s too lazy
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Like a bump on a log
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Laziness
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To beat the band
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Fast
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Quickly
Ain't that the berries!
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Good
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That’s great!
Like an old hen with one chick
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Fussy
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Proud
It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.
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He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.
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