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Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!

Return an answer.

He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.

He lives in your neck of the woods.

Chester drawers

His face was all plowed up

She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.

Uglier than a burnt stump

Lying like a snake in the grass.

“Mash” the gas

Colder than a stepmother’s kiss

No, it’s liquid sunshine.

Like a buzzard roosted in it

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.

If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.

You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!

Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.

Crooked as a dog's hind leg.

A face like a robber’s dog!

Take a slack