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Author: Country expression Page 30
Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I declare
Return an answer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply is requested
Other expressions
He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
Other expressions
Chester drawers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Chest OF drawers
Other expressions
His face was all plowed up
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Creased and wrinkled
Face
Other expressions
She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Uglier than a burnt stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lying like a snake in the grass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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“Mash” the gas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To ‘step on’ or ‘press’ the gas peddle
Colder than a stepmother’s kiss
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
No, it’s liquid sunshine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sarcastic response to when someone asks if it is raining
Like a buzzard roosted in it
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bad taste in one’s mouth as the morning after heavy drinking
Other expressions
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If I can do you a favor
Other expressions
You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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A face like a robber’s dog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Take a slack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Relax
Slow down
Take a break
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