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Author: Country expression Page 30
I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
Worn out
If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat or warning
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
Happier than a two peckerd billy goat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Toad choker/frog strangler
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A heavy rain
Other expressions
Couldn't run a bath!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s so poor she ain’t got two nickels to rub together.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'll hit you so hard your children will be born dizzy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
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Done done
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Done
Finished
Other expressions
I'd rather pay his board than board him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
Has a big appetite
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Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Active
Lively
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Took off like Moody's goose
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Left quickly
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They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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They’re not from around here.
She can burn water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a poor cook
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She’s totin’ the high leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hotter than a June bride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I wish to my never.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s amazing!
Happiness walks on busy feet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
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