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Author: Country expression Page 30
"shootin" horseshoes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pitching horseshoes
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
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Miscellaneous
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Patient
Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.
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He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!
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Thin
I've had an apple out of that bag.
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Miscellaneous
Don't wish to re- experience something
I ’ve done that before
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It's coming up a cloud.
Country expression
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It looks like it’s going to rain
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As scarce as hens teeth.
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Scarcity
Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.
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Can't trust him
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Sneaky
Well, shut my mouth.
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Shocked and speechless
Tight as a tick
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She could ruin a two-car funeral.
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Incompetence
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Two shakes of a lamb's tail
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Quickly
Soon
Mess with
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Be involved with
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Let your vittles shut your mouth.
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Be quiet and eat
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When Satan goes ice skatin’ in Hell.
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Will never happen
I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!
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Hunger
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Madder than spit on a griddle
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Meaner than a snake
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Mean
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Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.
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Let's go
Let’s call it a night and get out of here
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Them that don’t work, don’t eat.
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Uglier than a burnt stump
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