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I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.

If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.

Spread the table.

Happier than a two peckerd billy goat.

Toad choker/frog strangler

Couldn't run a bath!

She’s so poor she ain’t got two nickels to rub together.

I'll hit you so hard your children will be born dizzy.

He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.

Done done

I'd rather pay his board than board him.

Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.

Like a spring lizard in a henhouse

Took off like Moody's goose

They from off.

She can burn water.

She’s totin’ the high leg.

Hotter than a June bride.

I wish to my never.

Happiness walks on busy feet.

Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him